George Formby... with a twist!

When I'm Killin' Youngsters
John Davies (with apologies to George Formby)

Now I go killin' youngsters I swear I'll never stop
For an undead zombie it's an interestin' job

Now it's a job that just suits me
More a vocation as you'll see
I've even done it in 3D
When I'm killin' youngsters

Hallowe’enin' couples too
You should see them scream in goo
There's no escape from what I do
When I'm killin' youngsters

In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll wield this blinkin' chainshaw
Til I make the last head drop

The bashful girl, she checks online
Her boyfriend's missed his curfew time
It's such a shame that none survive
When I'm killin' youngsters

The cheerleaders stand in the hall
In formation they don't fall
They'll never see that winning ball
When I'm killin' youngsters

I know a fella, much to tell
He likes to prank and fool as well
I think I'll send him straight to Hell
When I'm killin' youngsters

Oh, in my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll wield this blinkin' chainshaw
Til I make the last head drop

Pyjamas lyin' side by side
Ladies' nightmares I have spied
I've often killed them when inside
When I'm killin' youngsters

------ banjo ------

I'm always on the movie screen
Or failing that on DVD
There's fifteen sequels left in me
When I'm killin' youngsters

You'll never leave me far behind
As for logic... never mind
Best thing to do is run and hide
When I'm killin' youngsters

In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll wield this blinkin' chainshaw
Til I make the last head drop

One young girl walks around the floor
She thinks that she's survived for sure
I'll drag her back in through the door
When I'm killin' youngsters.

When I'm killin' youngsters.